Not all Thai massage in Phuket is created equal. From the hygiene risks and adult-service orientation of Patong to the 4 distinct tiers of massage salons in Bang Tao, here is what long-stay residents and expats need to know to find genuine, certified therapy.

With hundreds of massage venues in Phuket, how do you spot a safe, professional place? An honest guide to avoiding dirty walk-in parlors, hidden nightlife services, and uncertified staff — plus the essential hygiene, licensing, and facility standards to look for.